
Episode #5x15: Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
90 pics in this picspam, so not dial-up friendly. Hope you enjoy. :)

1. Stop everything – Puppy arriveth! Come on in here, Sweetie :)

2. *pets the pretty PuppyHair*

3. Aw... it's the PuppyKewtness method of obtaining information

4. Enthralled!Puppy

5. Enthralled!Puppy Part Deux

6. D'oh! Here comes Sheriff Fargo... Puppy sticks his tail between his legs

7. Trying to be on his best puppy behavior...

8. Time to whip out the PuppyCredentials

9. “Why, yes, I really AM this cute! Thanks for noticing!”

10. Fuzzy, but that appears to be a bitchface... guess she's immune to his PuppyCharm...

11. Again, it's fuzzy... but here's one more go at the PuppyKewtness

12. Puppy would really love to have his neck scratched...

13. ... But now really isn't the time. Card reads: “Overworked? Underappreciated? Fancy being greeted by a happy puppy at the end of your day? Call 555-DANG-IM-CUTE.”

14. Yep, Puppy's aware he flashed the wrong card... but who knows, maybe he'll actually get lucky...

15. Um...OHCRAP?Puppy

16. Yep, those PuppyEyes™ are terrified

17. He goes for broke..... “Focus on teh Cute... focus on teh Cute...”

18. Oops, looks like a fangirl has worked her way under the table...

19. He tries to act ever so casual and hits her with the PuppyKewtness again... *pets Puppy*

20. Is it working?

21. Nope, didn't work... Puppy bitchfaces himself for being so careless

22. PuppyTongue! Is the fangirl back?

23. “You mean you're leaving now? No PuppyLove?? None???”

24. Another self-bitchface. Puppy needs to stop beating himself up...

25. TheAwesomenessThatIsBobby has Puppy concerned

26. Hm, Puppy senses Dean's impending lack of tact... so he pre-bitchfaces him

27. Mystified!Puppy tilts his head to the side, as most puppies do in situations like this

28. *nibbles PuppyNeck*

29. Puppy wants a kissy...any volunteers? *g*

30. LIEK,OMIGAWD!Puppy

31. Confuzzled!Puppy

32. Puppy's got nothin'

33. Puppy's disappointed... playing Flashlight Tag isn't as fun as it used to be

34. As always, the PuppyEyes™ light the way

35. See, now this is a game of Flashlight Tag I would really welcome ;)

36. Tentative!Puppy... Clay is not the garden variety type of zombie...

37. D'awww, some PuppyCharm for Mrs. Clay

38. Don't look now, Dean, but there's a bitchface to your left...

39. Incredulous!Puppy

40. Uh oh, the return of Sheriff Fargo... the PuppyEyes™ beg for mercy...

41. ... oh, do they beg...

42. Hai, PuppyDimple!

43. *flatlines from teh Cute*

44. WTF?Puppy

45. The cuffs are really chafing Puppy... he's so used to the plush, fuzzy handcuffs we fangirls use... *g*

46. Aw, don't worry, Puppy, we'll make it all better.... *readies massage oils*

47. Caged!Puppy... aww :(

48. “Take me home? Pweeeeeease?”

49. TheAwesomenessThatIsBobby is not being so awesome right now. Do we have to drag out Mr. Bitchface again?

50. Gobsmacked!Puppy

51. Mrs. Bobby creeps the PuppyEyes™ out just a wee bit

52. Aw... WeirdedOut(ButStillPolite)!Puppy happily accepts food

53. Dean is being a pie hog. Puppy's disapproval prompts a bitchface

54. Dammit! Puppy's doing it again... killing with cuteness! *dies*

55. Puppy commands TheFormerAwesomenessThatIsBobby's attention with the PuppyEyes™

56. Worried!Puppy. Aww... *gently kisses

57. Puppy suddenly remembered the shopping list sticking out of his pocket. Says, “Puppy Treats, Gummi Worms, Puppy Treats, Sour Belts, Puppy Treats – Extra Large bag” and... “Nair”???

58. Aha! That last entry was in Dean's handwriting... Puppy bitchfaces him

59. Slackjawed!Puppy (wow, lotsa surprised Puppy in this ep, eh?)

60. Aw... Sympathetic!Puppy

61. *twirls fingers in wavy, flippy bits of PuppyHair*

62. Bzuh??Puppy

63. Once again, Pam (RIP) was right ;)

64. Nervous!Puppy.... *twirls finger in long strand of former PuppyMop*

65. *knock knock* “Hey! Cute, oversized puppy lost and far from home! Can you help me??”

66. Armed with the sad, lost little puppy look (aka the Big Guns)

67. “Yes, ma'am. Lost puppy here. Lost, cute puppy. Mind helping me?”

68. “Please?”

69. Hee! Awkward(ButStillCute)!Puppy

70. ExtremelyUncomfortable!Puppy

71. Ooh! Pretty PuppyEyes™ closeup! Still... sweetie, stay away from the gross lady

72. Yes, Puppy, trust that instinct and back slooooowly away...

73. Puppy! Noooo!
{gross-out scene mercifully snipped}

74. Poor Puppy :( *gets washcloth and antibacterial soap*

75. Puppy warms up a bitchface for TheFormerAwesomenessThatIsBobby

76. WTFBOBBY? Who could threaten a face like this?!

77. Bobby! You apologize to the Puppy!

78. GuardDog!Puppy rescues Sheriff Fargo in the nick of time

79. She's emotionally charged now, but he uses the PuppyEyes™ to keep her focused

80. The PuppyEyes™ are turned up to an eleventy-eleven here...

81. Concerned!Puppy *plays with long strands of former PuppyMop...wow did it get long...*

82. “Welcome to Zombie Ganking 101. I'm your instructor, Professor Puppy.”

83. Puppy bitchfaces a student on Bobby's behalf

84. WatchYoMouth,Biatch!Puppy

85. Yay, Puppy to the rescue!

86. Puppy cares. He really does.

87. See? *melts*

88. Awww, Puppy looks like he's gonna cry :( *pets*

89. Pensive!Puppy

90. I think Puppy needs a big hug. Who's with me? *hugs the Puppy*
So that's about it. Wow, no Facial Shrugs at all in this one! Chock full of bitchfaces, though. *g* In fact, this could possibly be the bitchfaceiest episode, with the exception of Tall Tales. Just found that amusing.
Come on back next week. Same time, same place. :)
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