accomplished
80. *nibbles PuppiferNeck*
81. Puppifer gazes in awe at his newfound PuppyPaws
82. And he tries on the Forehead Crinkles for size
83. Smug!Puppifer
84. Yay! It's our Puppy! And he's got another epic bitchface for Lucifer
85. Luci says: “You wouldn't dare hurt these PuppyEyes™, would you?”
86. YouGoin'DOWN,Biatch!Puppy
87. Tsk!Luci disapproves
88. Don't back down, Puppy! Bitchface him with all your might!
89. “And I HATE wax museums! What do you say to THAT?!”
90. “When I get done with you, you're gonna loooooove wax museums. You're gonna drag your brother to every single one across the country. You're going to happily get your picture taken with the Pennywise the Clown figure from Stephen King's 'It.'” 22 times.”
91. “Shut your mouth.*iz freaking out inside*”
92. Looks like Luci wants a kissy... oh gosh I'm conflicted...
93. And he knows it, too... “Pweeeease? I promise I'll return the puppy to you...” Uh sorry, hon, don't think I can trust you...
94. “And you know what else I'll do? I'll take a razor to this mane of PuppyHair and when I'm done it'll make your brother look like Rapunzel.”
95. “Touch the PuppyHair and I'll make you spontaneously combust from the inside.”
96. Aw... don't cry, Puppy! We'll back you up, too! *protects the pretty PuppyHair*
97. Hmm.... Hee!Lucifer
98. Okay, he's in a pretty meatsuit, but Lucifer is really creeping me out now...
99. Facial Shrug #3!
100. Luci taking full advantage of the powerful PuppyEyes™
101. I'mSOGonnaKickYourAss!Puppy
102. IsBabyGonnaCry?Puppifer
103. Facial Shrug #4!
104. Wow! Puppy makes Puppifer cry? Is he that sensitive?
105. Bzuh??Puppy
106. *iz ded*
107. *ded on floor*
108. Puppifer wants a huggy now
109. “Yep, construction is off to a good start, wouldn't you say?”
110. Awww! :(
111. *cue flashback music* Aw, quality time with the puppy... *wishes she was there*
112. And lest we forget... it's the PuppyHoodie!!
113. *strokes the PuppiferHair*
114. “Why, hello, Michael. It's been a while. Been to any good wax museums lately?”
115. “Are you joking? I DESPISE wax museums. It is my destiny to avoid them.”
116. *iz desperately trying to hold back a bitchface*
117. “You sure about that? I know of one that's just about to open not far from here... sounds like a great place... we could probably get a discount-”
118. “No.”
119. *iz hurt*
120. *explodes in anger* “I have a lot riding on this business venture! It's my dream and you can't give one inch to support me?!!”
121. *blinks*
122. *wibbles*
123. *suddenly remembers the PuppyTreats* “See the kewt puppy I'm possessing? I promised him PuppyTreats, Michael. Let's just end this. A lot of fangirls will be angry if he doesn't get what he wants. And what they want.”
124. Guess that's it. It's Showdown!Puppy
125. Whoa, Puppy's PuppySense is just blaring inside of Puppifer
126. Puppifer say “Huh? A lowly human... I wonder if I can use him to get my museum extra business...”
127. Ooh, Puppifer has quite a bitchface for Dean
128. “So, Dean. Tell me... how do you feel about wax museums?”
129. “They suck. Can I talk to my brother now, Mistress Tussaud?”
130. “No. You're the third being to insult my interests. I think I'll just kill you.”
131. Cas does a favor and takes out one of them with fire... Smart move there, Puppifer... gotta protect the PuppyHair...
132. “Hey, Assbutt! Wax museums are for little bitches!”
133. Uh oh... “NO one attempts to beat me at a Bitchface or PuppyEyes™ competition... AND insults my interests... and lives to tell the tale! Feel mah wrath!” *kills*
134. “Nooo! Bad Puppifer!” Yeah, I know, that's redundant...
135. See, the bitchface acts as a makeshift shield for Puppifer...
136. “Bye bye, most likely hater of wax museums!” *kills Bobby*
137. “And I was going to have a 'Greatest Mullet Rockers' exhibit just for you!”
138. “Uh, actually that sounds awesome... totally restoring my interest in wax museums... can you let go of me now?”
139. Whoa. If PuppyFaces could kill...
140. Another epic bitchface... wow, this has to be a record...
141. Get ready for the Almighty Puppifer Fu!
142. Who is that shining a yellow penlight into the PuppyEyes™?
143. WTF?Puppifer
144. Aww... *leaps into flashback and ruffles PuppyMop*
145. Random Flashback!Puppy kewtness! (bonus points if you can tell me which episode it's from!)
146. “EEP! Amount of flashback scenes making evilness go 'splody!!”
147. *sniffle* :(
148. And the PuppyEyes™ are trying hard to keep from a-waterin' as well...
149. ZOMG it worked! Puppy is back!! *tacklehugs him*
150. Aw! “It's okay, Dean... I'm back. I've got the location of the PuppyTreats. Oh yeah, and wax museums still suck.”
151. Aw, Puppppieeeee....
152. Um, Puppy? I'd forget about the PuppyTreats now. Please to be stepping away from that big gaping hole??
153. Ooh, Bitchface of Epicness for Michael!Adam
154. Puppy, do you REALLY have to do this? In the grand scheme of things, are the PuppyTreats really this important??
155. We know you'd go to the ends of the Earth for PuppyTreats, but THIS? NOOOOOOOO!!!! *sobs* :(
156. *some time passes* .... OMGPUPPY?? *makes sure there are plenty of PuppyTreats*
157. Awww Puppy, is this really you? Are you really back?? *cries at the ambiguity*
Thus endeth this chapter of Puppyness... but fear not, because next Fall we'll be back with a whole new chapter, hopefully filled with the same pretty PuppyEyes™, PuppyHair ... and the epic bitchfaces, of course. *grin* Thanks for coming along with me for the ride!
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