Episode #1x07: Hookman
1. Hiya, Puppy! Whatcha smirkng about?
2. *nibbles PuppyNeck*
3. Fangirl under the table :D
4. Hee hee... look at that cute little puppy face :D
5. Hm... puppy looks slightly guilty...
6. Facial Shrug Alert!
7. Oh, Puppy's turning up the charm here..
8. *grin* Is it me, or does he look almost like a sheepdog here?
9. Puppy offers a PuppyEyes™ greeting to the unsuspecting frat boy
10. Facial Shrug #2!
11. Someone's request to pet him catches Puppy off guard
12. Facial Shrug #3!
13. First bitchface of the episode goes to Dean... *g*
14. The PuppyEyes™ settle on their next conquest
15. Aw... flirting, Puppy style!
16. Don't look now, Lori, but there's a big cute puppy behind you...
17. And rule #1: When Puppy wants a kissy, you better not pass it up
18. Awww, sweet Puppy... *pets*
19. He's really got his PuppyEyes™ on her.... *wishes I was Lori*
20. The Puppy Eyes™ of Concern
21. Hm...Puppy wants a kissy?
22. Looks like Dean needs some convincing of... something. The PuppyEyes™ are turned up to an 11!
23. Guess it didn't work... he looks a little disappointed
24. Facial Shrug #4!
25. Puppy Charm alert!! (perhaps even Flirting, Puppy Style #2?) With some Dean Lip Porn on the side ;)
26. Ooh, what's this? Puppy trying hard not to laugh IRL?
27. Hmm... Watchdog!Puppy?
28. Aw... TargetPractice!Puppy
31. Aw! DelightfullyAmused!Puppy
33. Heh... Puppy suddenly feels like dancing?
34. Puppy so wishes the PuppyMop would stop obstructing the PuppyEyes™' vision
35. KingKong!Puppy ;D
36. Whoa, Puppy forgot to wear a belt...
37. Stealthy!Puppy *nibbles PuppyNeck again*
38. The PuppyEyes™ appear to have made a startling discovery
39. Oh, dear... what a time for Dean to fart... the PuppyNose objects
40. Poor Puppy's gonna be sicky now... let's go outside for some fresh air, Sweetie
41. Puppy is just *enthralled*
42. ...And curious
43. Whoa, MAJOR PuppyDimple'age!
44. The idea of dealing with an unmarked grave makes Puppy bitchface
45. And now Dean is embarrassing him, apparently... time for yet another bitchface
46. Wild parties tend to make Puppy nervous... come with us, hon, we know how to show you a good time ;)
47. Looks like Puppy is considering it! Yay! *gets supplies* ... Oh, and Facial Shrug #5!
48. Am I the only one with an intense desire to pet the PuppyMop right now? Yes? Okay, then. *pets* :D
49. Puppy seems amused by Dean, but works the PuppyEyes™ on him anyway
50. Just a good puppy sitting around, minding his own business... what could possibly happen next?
51. Awww, Puppy is endearingly uncomfortable... bless :)
52. Slack-Jawed!Puppy... "What am I doing here? Well... you looked really down and I thought some quality time with a big, warm puppy might help cheer you up."
53. Aww.... Cute Puppy
54. That rakish Puppy Smile
55. Oh, to be Lori here!!! *flails*
56. *pinches the PuppyCheeks*
57. Lori, this is Puppy's You'reMakingMeCry face. You really don't wanna make the Puppy cry. Just FYI.
58. PuppyHug!! (*snort*.... lucky girl)
59. PuppyKiss!! *dies*
60. Wow, Lori and an unnamed fangirl at the same time. Puppy knows he is the luckiest dog in the world right now
61. How edible is he??
62. "Leave me alone, Dad! I found a cute puppy outside and I'm keeping him!"
63. Puppy is somewhat alarmed...
64. Puppy does not approve of Dean's tone.
65. See? He's got the whole combination working for him. PuppyEyes™, PuppyLips, PuppyMole, and flicky-outy PuppyHair!
66. PuppySmirk with Dimples alert!
67. Puppy is uncharacteristically bored doing research... Clearly he'd rather spend the afternoon with some fangirls.
68. Facial Shrug #6!
69. There, there, Lori. Don't cry... the big puppy is here to cheer you up!
70. Puppy trying to console his crush with the PuppyEyes™ ... if it were me in that situation, I'd be Puppy Pwned...
71. Those eyes...how could she ever resist...?
72. Looks like they worked...she's coming around. So why do you look so surprised, Puppy?
73. Puppy! Nooooo!
74. Aww, poor frazzled Puppy...
75. Facial Shrug #7! Hmm, odd place for a facial shrug... but there it is...
76. OMG Puppy, look out!
77. Looks like the poor Puppy injured his paw :(
78. Aw... the hookman really gave Puppy an owwie...
79. *has...no...words...... melts into puddle*
80. Awwwww.... poor, sad puppy. :( *gives him hug*
81. Now Puppy is having a hard time proving who he really is... what, the PuppyCredentials aren't enough??
82. "Okay, here it is again, for the third time. Puppy S. Winchester. Looking for some Puppy Love? Call 555-DANG-IM-CUTE." Oops, wrong credentials...
83. He'd be so happy if he could get the PuppyEyes™ to work over the phone line
85. Ah, he's warming up the bitchface...
86. Facial Shrug #8!
Bitchface count: 4 (mostly at Dean but also at ideas)
Facial Shrugs: 8 (wow, he's really making up for the last two episodes!)
And so we bid farewell to Puppy... but have no fear. Bugs will be posted on Wednesday (hopefully)! Hope you enjoyed today's offering. :)